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I have here an amazing collection of projects and how-to for some very strange things. Because I'm a very strange person. Enjoy, and TRY SOME! E-mail me if you have something that belongs here, and I can post it and give you some free advertising in gratitude.


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I Am Too Cool For Disclaimers.






Random Projects


Grape Racing Make grapes into jet-powered....things....in your microwave.
A Simple Hovercraft This is a hovercraft even a kid can build (well, an unusual kid). It shows you how little you need to make a working hovercraft. It's obvious how you could modify it to make either a big multi-passenger vehicle or a remote controlled hover-puck for your gerbil.
Rocket-Powered Go-Karts This project really needs no explanation. What it is is what it says; what it says it is, it is.
Philo's Mad Lab Good old Philo Farnsworth was one cool kid, and later in life he invented a fusion reactor. One that worked. You can build one in your basement. I am not kidding!
On your kitchen counter you can have a stable fusion reaction occuring! Yes, it uses more energy than it puts out, but it's lots closer to success than the billion-dollar government disasters. Maybe you can tweak it.
Make Superconductors The ever-popular "shake-'n'-bake" 1-2-3 yttrium recipe. You'll need to buy some chemicals, but in return will have some truly amazing stuff. Make a revolutionary new type of motor? Explore magnetic interaction? Superconductivity is still in its infancy--you could be a pioneer!
Plasma Globes You know, the balls with lightning inside that's attracted to your fingers. You can make them.


Even Randomer Projects


Microwave Weapon I'm not sure if this works, but it's sure worth a try. Potentially very cool.
Gas-Powered Pogo Stick Doesn't really have plans, but has a contact for someone who might.
Microwave-Based Water Engine This uses a magnetron to steam-atize water instead of the normal sparkplug to explode-ilate gasoline. I really do not know if this works at all.
Laser Gun Detailed plans for buildiing a _real_ CO2 laser gun. Like a laser pointer. Kind of. Except it burns things, makes them explode from a distance, etc. A neat thing to have.
Make Bombs Heard a lot about bomb-making instructions on the internet, but haven't seen any? Well today's your lucky day! Here's some good explosives to make for fireworks, experiments, or --ahem-- "other" uses.
Big, Loud Bang   This page has taken a rather pointless-destruction-and-explosions turn. This project is so easy, it doesn't need a separate link: put dry ice in 2 liter pop bottle, add water, cap, hit with pickax or somthing. Or just wait for it to burst. Wear very good earplugs!
"I'm a Flamethrower", Insists Crazed Toaster So hot they're cool, yet also so cool they're hot? Impossible. Pop-Tarts are living a lie. Help them get out their pent-up anger by using them as flamethower catalysts. Ingredients: backpack, 12 V batt., DC-to-AC converter, toaster, tape, Pop-Tarts, burn cream.
The "Glowing Pickle" Forget the interior designer: this year, try a different lighting scheme--hanging vegetables. Use pickles as a kind of light bulb, because they glow when plugged in. Got to useful for something...Haunted house? Halloween porch lights? Modern art?
Omniscience Futureneering Once a lowly school club, now outcast renegades on a mission. A few good How-tos, including a submarine, and a "zipline", which they call a trolean trolly (follow the "backyard playground" link).


Stories Concerning Crazy Projects


Bigger Stuff When chemical explosions get to be old hat, try some fission. Read this guy's story, learn from his mistakes, and do it better.
Jet Vehicle A purported orgin of the probably un-true Darwin Award story.
Couch Racing Similar to grape racing, however this uses much larger microwaves. But seriously folks, you might want to glance over this page if you're interested in building an electric car or go-cart.




That's all for now. To any loyal fans, sorry the last update was so long in coming. There should be even more in the near future. Check back soon!

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