The Iceboard is another one of my inventions. It is like a snowboard, that works on grass. That's right, it glides and zips down normal hills, in the middle of summer. Does it work? Of course it works, would I con you? I personally am not expecially good at "boarding", balancing and all, but there's no problem with the board. And even I can really get cruising fast! I just can't do board-over-the-head 360 flips. Maybe you can, though!
How did I do it? Modern technology William, harnessing the awesome powers of ice. It's a lot of good wholesome fun, for a very good price. Don't underestimate the coolness of this product. Very few of the toys available at retail stores are this creative and fun. Careening down dangerous hills at high speed is a basic and inalienable human right! Exercise your freedom and purchase one of these today!
Yes, I would like to buy an Iceboard!
This is the package you get when you order.
The board is wood, with rubberized surface.
Three convenient metal containers are provided
to freeze the ice in, and three anchors to
fasten the ice to the board, along with
apparatus(not shown) to position the
anchors while freezing the ice.
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